Abayaga

Noun: the fictional monster that enters your house when you're sleeping and leaves suspicious white stains upon your bed sheets.

"His bedding is crusty, he must have had a visit from the Abayaga again"

stalky stalks

A stalking so bad that it requires the intervention of the law and/or other authorities.

Poor woman declared her love for him and wouldn't leave him alone. It's so creepy that he called the police. She's definitely got a mild case of the stalky stalks.

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Surgical Removal

The ability of a doctor to remove anything from any given place.

For example a light bulb in the anus or the fun from a weekend.

That Doc is an expert at surgical removal, I was just playing Rust and he judged me.

Libellous Slander

The profoundly stupid act of posting incriminating evidence in public.

If it's written, it's libel. If it's verbal, it's slander.

If you posted it yourself, it's libellous slander.

Sofaoligist

An expert in any field on the basis that they've read an article on twitter or Facebook.

Such sofaologist specialties include covid-19, Ukraine and how to expertly clean a browser history.

My friend Unemployed Dave on Facebook said there's gonna be a full-scale invasion. He's a sofaoligist, he's played Call of Duty for years.

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Bogged downer

The overwhelming feelings of doom and gloom after receiving shadowy forebodings of the future from any member of the Romanian population.

The current Romanian economic forecasts are bleak, it's a real Bogged downer.

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Pingy twat

A person, incapable of independent thought, who deems it necessary to ping others on social media to do their thinking for them.

That guy lost 20k because he didn't manage his own risk, what a pingy twat.

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