Ethan Adams

A Morbidly obese usually curly haired individual, Most likely has raging biceps and The thickest bum cheeks. But don’t be fooled by his flaws as his large physique and golden features are killers with the ladies!

Person1: “have you seen Ethan Adams”

Person2: “ No, have you cheeked the gym? Because if he’s not there he sure as hell should be!”