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A long form, improvised joke â rarely told on stage â like The Aristocrats, but it involves Mike Myers, Wayne Gretzky and the corpse of Alan Thicke. The punchline is always⦠âSo the Mountie turns to the Prime Ministerâs wife and says, ânow thatâs what I call a Canadian Sex Act.ââ
The classic Canadian Sex Act is rarely performed in public. Itâs usually done amongst a bunch of comedians late at night, after hours when some speculates about the cleanliness of the Prime Ministerâs wifeâs beaver.
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A metaphor based on the sound one hears after someone (or some large animal) is shot through the eye with a small- to medium-caliber handgun and then skull fucked through the entry wound. Squick. Squick. Squick.
Our whole team was supposed to get a raise, but the new supervisor squicked us.
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When you have a wicked case of the shits that lasts an entire calendar year.
After her Annus Horribilis â or "terrible year" (1992), which saw Windsor Castle burn and her childrens' lives marred by divorce â Queen Elizabeth II developed a case of Anus Horribilis. It was so bad Prince Phillip had to sleep in his own room. Not even the royal corgis could stand the stink and the constant trips to the loo.