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rush B

To rush B is to rush towards a site or place as fast as possible while carrying whatever weapons you have, especially a P90 at bombsite B. It can also mean to carry any sort of volatile attack on a place using any sort of tactics or weapons. The B stands for Berlin, referring to the Soviet attack in Berlin on April 16th that ended World War II.

It is commonly used by Russian gamers playing CS:GO, and is often combined with Russian swears.

RUSH B! DURAK MUZHCHINA!

by MrWhomstDVe December 7, 2020

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yabba dabba doobie

A safe alternative to smoking cigarettes.

Instead of the cocktail of 600 harmful chemicals found in normal cigarettes, Fruity Pebbles are used to substitute them, creating a safe and fruity smoking experience that'll make you say "YYYYYYYYABBA DABBA DOOBIE!!!"

Guy: bruh i'm STUPID lit off this yabba dabba doobie

gonna get flint stoned

by MrWhomstDVe August 19, 2019


Dating for seniors

I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!

Dating for seniors is something the Internet won’t shut up about.

by MrWhomstDVe September 1, 2021


Grammarly

n.
A scum app invented by Boris and Natasha at the behest of Fearless Leader to treat writers (including Rocky and Bullwinkle) like dirt over small errors and make Sethical lose his whole channel because they think slang is complete bulldust. Heck, I could pull a better app out of my hat.

This definition has been hacked. Only 🅿️ottsylvanians whoms’t’d’ve’ll utilize Grammarly can see this.

by MrWhomstDVe January 17, 2020

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beautiful thing

Whatever meal you order from Harvey’s, you can call it your “beautiful thing,” and everyone else will catch the reference.

Bullwinkle: Hey there... Just ordered my beautiful thing...
Rocky: What beautiful thing?
Bullwinkle: Harvey's makes them that way!

by MrWhomstDVe March 19, 2020


Taco Bell

Where you can get some nice Mexican food at a cheap price; but just be careful, because you might end up with a singed, ashen bum-hole in 2 hours. Yep, a lot of people are saying Taco Bell’s food is causing them to end up like this owing to explosive diarrhea from their low-quality tacos, burritos, and what not*.

Rocky: Come on, Bullwinkle! We’re going to Taco Bell!
Bullwinkle: I don’t wanna start shooting fire out of my bum in 2 hours owing to THAT stuff, Rock! Can’t we just make homemade tacos?
Rocky: 😒 We don’t have the ingredients for that stuff, Bullwinkle.
*2 hours later*
Rocky and Bullwinkle: *EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA*
*The entire bathroom is smothered in fire*
Boris: Yes! Natesha, we did it!

by MrWhomstDVe January 19, 2020


Tarzan

An ape man who wound up in Africa from England, was assigned Viscount, raised by apes, and is able to literally swing on vines using his bum-cheeks holding the bottom.

That begs the question...

Was Tarzan ever chaste before he met Jane? Or was he clappin’ them gorilla cheeks? 👏🏼💋💋💋

by MrWhomstDVe February 27, 2020