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To uss means to forcefully change any number or amount higher or lower through a proletarian excuse. This word was coined by Peter Griffin when he pretended to be a Hasidic Jew and was kicked in the crotch by an actual Jew, in the episode âBrian Sings and Swings.â
The closed captions on that episode originally spelled the past tense of this word as âusâd.â The wordâs new spelling is derived from the Ultimate Family Guy Compilation.
They wanted $800 for a TV, but I ussed them down to $500.
*kick* OW!
A celebration on every Tuesday in June and August where buyers and partygoers get to buy Tarzan DVDs and other stuff, watch Tarzan videos, and even make Tarzan vines, alongside other things!
IT'S TARZAN TUESDAY MOTHASWINGAS!!!
Get rid of these stupid ads and replace them with some better content before we all get hooked, and that includes the bunches of links to the boomer dating sites run by catfishing dunces. We donât need to know about Drake and Pusha Tâs relationship, Julie Warnerâs graphic arsenal, or the dirty tricks the King of Norway has up his sleeve. We definitely donât need to see Obamaâs mansion be stolen by Mr. Beast either!
Posing in front of airport security proves that you have no soul and should be eaten by the elder dragon from Super Mario
To freeze someone stiff as a bullet by firing a foreign charge of energy from a scrooch gun. The effect has a duration which is set by the weapon's dials.
"Which one of you is the brains?"
"I am!"
"Because if you are, we're gonna scrooch you!"
"S/He is!"
A safe alternative to smoking cigarettes.
Instead of the cocktail of 600 harmful chemicals found in normal cigarettes, Fruity Pebbles are used to substitute them, creating a safe and fruity smoking experience that'll make you say "YYYYYYYYABBA DABBA DOOBIE!!!"
Guy: bruh i'm STUPID lit off this yabba dabba doobie
gonna get flint stoned
The butt men are a group of deformed digital birds with large gluteal areas that can crush you in a fraction of the time. Their collective name comes from a misinterpretation of a line in a song by Jack Black and Tenacious D.
"Be you angels?'
And we said, "Nay!"
"We are butt men!"
SQUORTCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Really good chips with a concave shape. You can stack them, make the shape of a duck's bill on your mouth, or just pop 'em. It really doesn't matter which way you eat it.
Me: ay, u want some Pringles?
Roger Rabbit: hmm, i ain't tasted those before in a year!
Baku: whoa! those are cool! i'ma try some!
Werner Werman: hallo. lemme get zem Pringles, please.
Me: how about you guys and I eat the chips?
Yep. Once you pop, you can't stop.