Petro

Petro is a Colombian male(?) who was commonly referred as “Comandante Aureliano” in the 1980’s by an ex-terrorist organization. Petro thinks he Colombia’s messiah, but he is not more than a cheesy populist.

Gustavo Petro is a that “socialist/proggresive” cool guy who lives in the most expensive neighborhood in the Bogota suburbs, wears Ferragamo shoes, Ralph Lauren apparel, and receives money from his Gilinki’s ultra-rich banking friends. Petro also likes to receive donations in cash, specially in black plastic bags. As a true environmentalist, instead of providing his city with new garbage trucks, he preferred to purchased old recycled rusty trucks from some Florida-guy.

Petro is a candidate for the Nobel Price in Economic Science, after demonstrating (?) that increasing the money printing by the Colombian Central Bank, will also increase the income of the citizens, while no creating inflation in the process. This new monetary theory is known as MMT, or Modern Mamertus-Monetary Theory.

A Petro’s recent populist idea, is replacing millions of USD dollars of Colombian oil exports by Tourism, in the context of Covid-19. Hence, the guy is absolutely genius and should replace Elon Musk at the Tesla and Space-X boards.

He is romantic guy, and has a big heart to share with all his “mamerts”. He likes to go to the movies with Gustavo Bolivar, and do threesomes with Hollman Morris. On Monday mornings, Petro likes to be interviewed by Vicky Davila, who appears to be his enemy.

“Petro is pursued by Colombian mafias, and the establishment”

“Petro will defeat the Uribismo in his 3rd presidential candidature attempt”

“Petro won’t not follow the Venezuelan-Cuban economic model, for sure”