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Whilst dropping a deuce, one gripping the corner of a bathtub or sink and grunting out a loaf.
Yesterday I had to Grip and Grunt my way through dropping the kids off at the pool... thank god the sink is right by the toilet.
The lap that you drive around the area you just toked at to let all the smoke out of the windows. This action also claims the area as your smoking area for all to see.
-I saw you driving around my parking lot with smoke billiowing out your windows last night.
-Yea, I was driving my victory lap.
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When a girl keeps a guy-friend around incase her current relationship goes wrong, she always has some dick.
Stew and I are kinda rocky right know, how you been backup dick?
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When a girl gives you amazing fellatio to the point where your face looks all fucked up when you have the big O
I heard she gives some guberhead!
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Human Occupied Vagina. Aka a pregnant lady.
I want to bang jen now that she has a hov, no fear of pregnancy!
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The sticky gook left on your fingers from putting shisha in a hookah bowl.
I hate putting the shisha in because of all the hookahgook I get on my fingers.
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