RuneScape

This game takes your life away. It makes you skip church, homework, keep from your family/friends, make other family members or friends play it, skip meals, stay up late, get less sleep, get fired from work, be late to school, find excuses to stay home, when your parents are gone and your not allowed to play you play anyway, if your married you pay more attention to training your woodcutting and dragon slaying then your soulmate, holding your piss and crap until the last minute, occasionally wears things in real life that are similar to the game, buying things from the jagex store, not brushing your teeth, not eating at the dinner table with your family, scarf down that food extra quickly to be able to play again, Gaining weight, always having the urge to come and play games, trying to quit only to find that its harder to quit then stop doing drugs, and starting to live off your instinct, you will also like it darker in your room. Don't even think about quitting cold turkey, then your basically boned up the ass. You'll be back sometime that week.

example 1:kid: Hey jimbo! You comming to church today?
runescape kid: no sorry i can't i have too much work to do. (training skills)

example 2:girlfriend: Hey! Your late!
boyfriend: Gah, I'm really sorry i forgot to do something.

example 3:dad:hey son! want to play ball? i have to go back to iraq next week.
son:after this clue scroll.

example 4:friend: check out the ass on that babe!
runescape kid:mhm. OMG 5MIL DROP FROM GODWARS

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