My Dying Bride

My Dying Bride is an English Death/Doom Metal from England. So far, the band has released 10 Full length CD's, 3 EP's, 1 box set, and 4 compilation albums.

See also: Doom Metal

The band often features a morose style of singing, coupled with a musical backing that features up-tempo music. The band is often called "The Leader in Doom Metal", as it emanates it's core qualities (e.g. Clean/Scream vocal mix, Orchestra, Poetic Lyrics)

Any worthy Doom Metal playlist will have atleast one My Dying Bride song.

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Canadas History

Canada's History is the anecdotal name for a sex act that is known to be the personal favourite of Stephen Colbert.

The act requires: Moose antlers, atleast 14 females, a bottle of Maple Syrup, and the Stanley cup. (You can add more maple syrup to increase stickiness if desired).
(If atlesat 5 of the 14 females are African American, then you will need a traditional jar of Kool-Aid, as opposed to the Stanley Cup, as to support Racial equality).

1. Stephen Colbert is an avid supporter of Canadas History, and is rumoured to be the champion of it.

2. If performing Canada's History on a Tuesday, it is acceptable to use males as opposed to females, however you MUST use nonfat maple syrup

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whitechapel

Whitechapel is a Six-piece deathcore band hailing from Tennessee.

They based their name off of a famous London serial killer's body dumping site.
See Jack the Ripper

Their first album "The Somatic Defilement" contains lyrical content dealing solely with Death, Murder, Crime, and Rape.
Where as their second album "This is Exile" deals with varried subjects.

People commonly believe Whitechapel to be deathmetal, but due to its heavy use of Breakdowns and lower use of blastbeats it is classified as deathcore instead.

Man 1: You like whitechapel?

Man 2: Ewww aren't all their songs about Necrophila?

Man 1: Why no, their second album is much more sophisticated!

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Edmund Kemper

Edmund Kemper was a serial killer largely active during the 1980's. He mainly killed prostitutes. His first victims were his grandparents that he shot when he was fifteen. He grew to be 6 foot 9.

He is most well known for killing his mother. Kemper beat her to death, then beheaded her and used her severed head for oral sex. Afterwords he shoved her vocal chords down the garbage disposal.

Goth kid 1:"Dude I hate my mom..."

Goth kid 2: "Woa dont go all Edmund Kemper on me"

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