Stalker File

Generally used synonymously with Instant Messaging programs such as AIM, a Stalker File is the recording of AIM conversations with a certain person. Its use is not exactly known but it is used either to be able to recall a certain conversation with that person or just to admire how much you talk to them about the most important and meaningful stuff or just daily chitter-chatter.

AKA: S.F.

"Just check your Stalker File to see what we were talking about yesterday!"

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Perfectimate

The, not coincidentally, perfect estimate. Usually used in response to one calling another out on his/her incorrect estimate of a certain talent, ability, certain characteristic or skill.

"I think you underestimate my wit!" said the boy.

"No, i think i have the perfectimate of it. Its nonexistant!" said the girl.

c&p

Copy and Paste

I'll c&p this whole discussion i had with Jane Doe and send it to you.

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