10 Wonders Of The Woman

When a man has 89 ounces of viagra and then inserts his penis into each and every one of the woman’s holes. He proceeds to ejaculate one load into each eye, nostril, ear, and so on.

Thomas couldn’t wait to perform The 10 Wonders Of The Woman on his 98 year old fling.

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Brown Town

When a man shits in his hand and throws it off his balcony. Usually the man makes monkey noises and aims for people he considers to be a “monkey.”

Jimmy can’t go to sleep without a good brown town!

Black Ball Play

When you play basketball with exclusively black balls. This is unlike the famous story of Rosa Parks.

I only do black ball play, none of that orange ball play shit.