Jakajerk is the term used to describe someone you wish you could be. You look up to this person but you don't know them very well. They are always on your mind because you want to be them so bad. I never liked them for them but just to be them.
God, Sarah is a jakajerk I can't be around her i want to be her period! I wish. Guess not. Not all wishes come true. Oh well. Damn
Creamy-kachi is the term used to describe a pile of excrement on the floor that makes you feel happy. It is scientifically proven to increase your serotonin due to the excrements production of negative ions in the air we live and breath. Creamy-kachi makes you wanna jump, and love and live in the moment at the first sight. But after 10 minutes, you'll need to use the ladies room.
Oh goodness, i feel great as wow! Said Jessica
Why do you believe that is? Said claudia
Jessica was thinking but claudia reminded her of the excrement she previously saw laying in a pile on the dirt.
Ohh, Jessica, i think your reasoning behind this happiness is due to that excrement you saw on the dirt previously, Claudia said, remember that CREAMY-KACHI OO CREAMY-KACHI??? Claudia's head twitched because she has Tourette's.
Jessica felt relived to have been provided with an answer on why she felt so ecstatic and amazing at this moment but Jessica realised that in 10 mins, she'll need to use the ladies room so she began walking there. Claudia followed Jessica to the ladies room. They entered together. They sat and did their business (only Jessica because claudia didn't see the excrement). Claudia wished she saw the excrement. They sighed cohesively.
A bray shark is a type of honey that is used to clean the dead skin off your feet. It makes a sort of squeaky sound as if its repulsed by the smell, look and taste of your foul feet + toes
Alexandra: I just used brayshark on my fungus, hope it improves!
billano: OH yes it will omg! it nibble nibbles away at that crusty skin! yum. see you tomorrow
Alexandra: bye x text me tonight maybe. All good if your busy.