Mctrump

The Donald Trump Hamburger only available at McDonalds.

Guy 1: Welcome to McDonald's, what would like to order?

Guy 2: Uhhh gimme a sec, uh yeah could I get a mctrump please?

Guy 1: And would you like to Trump that for an extra large drink, extra large fries, and a gold plated staw?

Guy 2: Uhh sure why not.

Guy 1: That'll come out to 14.79 at the first window.

Guy 2: Hold up a second... I thought Mexico was paying?

americaism

Americaism is a religion strongly involving the worship of the Founding Fathers.

Guy 1: So Bill, what religion are you?

Guy 2: Well I used to be Chrisitan, but I just converted to Americaism!

Guy 1: Sweet! How do I convert?

Guy 2: Just go to your local NRA and say you want to become truly American!

Guy 1: Wow! Pretty cool!