Ditched the tits

To break up with a girl, esp. one with large boobs.

Joe- So how are you and Suzy going?

Mike- Oh, I just got tired of her bitchin' and ditched the tits.

Joe- OK then.

Cum Buster

The first piss you take after masturbating. This often results in a spray of piss coming out of your dick.

Guy 1: Dude! Why is there piss all over the wall?!

Guy 2: Hey man, I couldn't help it- it was a cum buster.

Guy 1: OK then.

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Hand Gliding

The act of sticking one's hand out of a moving vehicle, creating sufficient lift to make it fly around like a plane.

He lost his hand in a tragic hand gliding accident.

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No Homo

A term used exclusively by homosexuals to reassure straight people that they are, indeed, a homo.

Guy 1: Hey man, thet sweater is totally cute on you... no homo

Guy 2: FAG!

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