Dickstracted

Dickstracted-The act of being 'distracted' by fornication.

Dickstracted-

"Why are you so late today?"

Employee- "Please excuse me for being late, I got dicktracted."

Titstracted

The moment/s one spends 'day dreaming' about female breasts.

Titstracted-

Friend #1- "Have you been listening to me at all?"

Friend #2 "I'm sorry I have been titstracted all morning."