Friend Zone

A term often used in bitterness by men when women make the choice to not fuck someone. Often used by douchebags or people with Nice Guy Syndrome.

I went to the friend zone once to make some friends but it was just a bunch of angry mens' rights activists wearing fedoras.

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May Day

A longstanding and historical tradition at Washington College, in which students get naked and run around on the green while hammered. It occurs every year on a weekend near the 1st of May.

Legend goes that the first May Day was held by a professor in the 60's, along with several of his students.

"I barely remember May Day. All I know is that I woke up the next day in someone else's room with a bite mark on my arm and a gash on my butt. I'm still not sure who bit me."

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