Dick Nugget

noun. The delicious result of taking severed human penises, grinding them into a fine ground dick-meat-patty, shaping them into nuggets, lightly battering and frying. Best served with BBQ or honey mustard.

I had the best dick nugget the other day! You could tell that they used fresh dick, none of that frozen dick patty stuff.

Fart Box

(verb) to fill an enclosed space with anal gases; similar to hot box

1. "Let's go fart box our teacher's office!" "Yeah, she's a real bitch!"

2. "How was your roadtrip?" "Terrible! My boyfriend fart boxed me the entire 8 hours!"

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Jackshit Pollock

(verb) the act of having diarrhea so badly that when you finish emptying your bowels it looks like you splatter painted the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.

"I think I must have eaten some bad fish tonight because I just Jackshit Pollocked that Shell bathroom."

fartriloquist

One who throws their fart in the same way a ventriloquist throws their voice. {Can be used in regard to sound and/or smell}

1. I went to see that professional fartriloquist the other night. They were fartnominal!

2. My brother is an armature fartriloquist; holiday's are always a rootin', tootin' time!

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