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Presumably a shitty idea of something to do, yet, turns out to be fantastic.
I have a this shit-ass-tick idea! Lets toilet paper Maggieâs crib, its shitty, but fantastic when all said and done!
A person who subconsciously links overweight individuals as looking like the same famous person. I. E, Every full figured white girl looks like Adele.
Mom says to daughter about new sister n law, she looks like Adele. Daughter stunned, tells mom sheâs a fattist.
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Almost.. the uncontrollable poops, usually from copious amounts of Mexican beer consumed the night before.
Oh shit! I have the padoodles! Is there a micky dâz near by?!!!
When you stumble upon a douchebag ex boyfriend/girlfriendâs belonging they left behind, residouche.
Damn, more residouche. I was cleaning out my closet and found a pair of my douchebag exâs tighty whities again.
When youâre about to leave the house in a vehicle, probably with friends, and an alcoholic beverage is made, âto goâ to drink in the car.
Hey man, is it cool if I bring a road soda? Friends, â hell yeah dude, already made you one. Letâs bounce.
Pretty much any object or person. It can be funny, insulting, or a word to describe something or someone you temporarily forgot the name of.
Dammit, why wonât you quit looking for that donngle.
Hey man, thereâs that donngle from the bar last night, letâs bolt.
A guy, usually named Lee, Leo. etc, that gets so sloppy drunk, heâll walk right up to you at the bar and take a swig from your drink. He gets beer goggles for himself, thinks heâs hot shit all the sudden. Sometimes, when passed out, or not, the boys can get a tutu on the tard. Watch out ladies, heâs had every ho in town. Pretty sure heâs got the herp.
Oh great guys, Leotard walked in, watch your drinks. Dude, no worries, I have the tutu in my ride.
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