Shiss

That moment when you need to take a shit and a piss at the same time.

Hold that thought, man! I gotta take a shiss!

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flangdiddly

A male sex organ often slammed into a woman's flump

Girl, I'm gonna take my flangdiddly out and slam it in your flump!
Then without a sound, I'll rub my tongue all up and down your whole sp'kunk!