slug penis

An uncircumcised penis, resembling that of a slug. Slugs come in all sizes, shapes and colors, just like a penis.

I'm sorry but I have no interest in your slug penis.

Acting a maggot

Acting like a fool or jerk for no reason.

The guy got too drunk and starting acting a maggot.

Cyclops

Male or female urethra hole.

Can you still pee straight with your cyclops' pierced?