Cardinal Gibbons

A School for people who believe that they get to be frat boys/sorority sisters forever. These people are often shocked when they realize this isn't true. Students have few people skills and even less upward mobility. Their A students go to colleges that other schools in Raleigh send their B and C students to.

"Hey, did you hear about all the kids from Cardinal Gibbons who didn't get into UNC?"

"Yeah! Isn't Enloe sending half of their senior class there next year?"

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