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Doggie Dodge is when the boyfriend or significant other shoves your dog to the floor from the sofa pr bed when you are not looking too get him out of the way to have sex.
Norm Shoved my dog off there bed last night doing the doggie dodge and now my dog is butt hurt.
A 4am shots how is when someone has been drinking, takes some laxative and sleeping pills. This unfortunate sequence of events results in shooting in the bed in the wee hours of the morning.
OMG!! My boyfriend pulled a 4am shitshow and he rolled all over in it!!!
Rotten egg gash is when a girl forgets she has a tampon in there for a few weeks and it starts to real.
Hey, I went down on this chick and she had Rotten egg gash, it smelled Superbad and I caught the string of the tampon in my teeth.
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Dive bomb monkey plunge is when a partner stands on the high end of the couch and jumps down onto the participating partner in pile drive position inserting cock.
I was so high up on the Dive Bomb Monkey Plunge I was lucky that I was able to hit the hole.
Where you at means: How are you?
Hey Sally Bobby Sue, where you at?
A fuzzy frenzy is when you get your friends drunk, go to a costume shop, by animal costumes and run around like maniacs.
Damn, we got drunk last night and I ended with a bear trying to hump me in my rabbit suit.. It was a fuzzy frenzy.
A CORN CHIP BLOW BLOW JOB IS THE ACT OF EATING SOME CORN CHIPS AND CHEWING BUT NOT SWALLOWING,
THEN PROCEEDING TO GIVE ORAL SEX TO A PARTNER.
MY DICK LOOKS LIKE ITS BEEN THROUGH A MEAT GRINDER AND STINGS BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME A CORN CHIP BLOW JOB LAST NIGHT.