crab

1. A small ungodly creature that claims millions of innocent lives each year, such accidents are due to the assumption that crabs are innocent little critters that we eat. WRONG. Crabs are the devils own henchmen.
Also see Crab Battle

Snake:Nggh! It's some kind of cave demon!!!
Operator:No! It's a Kenyan Mangrove Crab. Kill it with your knife for a ration.
Snake:It broke my knife!!! It's coming to kill me!
Operator: What the fuck!? That's impossible!
Snake:Nggghn! CRAB BATTLE!!!!!

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