National kick Bailey Day

National Kick Bailey day is celebrated by people who hate Baileys. The day is held on June 15th. On this day it is still illegal to abuse Baileys but a nice tap is recommended.

Kid ''Hey Bailey you know what day it is''
Bailey ''National kick Bailey Day''
Kid '' Proceeds to kick''
Bailey ''regrets being born''

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Your Nan

Your Nan is a defensive word that can overrule and win any argument.

Man: "You suck"
Me: "Your Nan"
Man: "I'm sorry"

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