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Dirty Martian

a dirty martian is where someone goes to homedeopt and purchase an illegal imagrant/alien n takes him home to strangle him in the shower while he jacks off

Yo homes, lets go pick up some aliens from home deopt and have a dirty martian!

by MufasaNig December 14, 2010

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Toenail Supreme

A toe nail supreme is where a girl clips her toenails and puts them in her mouth and gives the dude bj.

Ow this toenail supreme hurts so good!

by MufasaNig December 14, 2010


Itchy Blanket

An itchy blanket is where a guy shaves his pubes into a girl and then proceeds to fuck her.

Shave my wookie so we can have an itchy blanket!

by MufasaNig December 14, 2010

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