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When you fail doing pop a ball in cos her vagina is too big and end up popping both balls and your scrotum in.
(See pop a ball in)
So i was banging your ma the other night and tried to pop a ball in, which failed miserably cos her vag was too big so i ended up sticking both balls and my scrotum in, i was scrotum deep.
I was BBD (See boffins bridge deep).
Muff paste
The sticky liquid that can be harvested from your lady friends vagina.
It is a multi purpose liquid that can be refined for different situations.
Among other meanings it is the congealed white paste caught in a mans pubic hair after a good sex session.
Clinical studies have revealed that there is a link between hotness and potentness of muff paste. The hotter the lady friend the better the muff paste. Ratten lady friends produce lower quality muff paste.
During studies no animals were harmed. All muff paste tests were conducted under international muff regulations which confirm to the muff study of 1992.
Example 1: It can be used for ailments and ointments. If it is pure clean muff paste it can be used as an antiseptic healing cream like sudocreme / germolene.
Example 2: Depending on its viscosity rating you could use it as engine oil. Lubrication is a good property.
Example 3: It can be used as a crack filling product like polyfiller. Leaving a surface that can be painted over for the perfect smooth finish.
Example 4: Stinky muff paste of the worst kind could be used as a weapon of mass destruction (WMDofMUFF) causing world chaos.
Health and Safety warning: Muff paste samples should only be handled by highly trained wasters.
Goggles should be warn at all time when handling muff paste.
Never ingest the muff paste fumes and alert emergency services of any direct contact with muff paste.
Copyright: Boys from Bangor (x3).
I was bucking your ma last night and she produced some mighty fined muff paste.
We are now harvesting your ma!
Trying to insert one of your testicles into your missus' vagina.
Note: Try to pop the smaller ball in first.
Note 2: Make sure your ball has been shaved first as it makes a smoother entry.
Note 3: Don't bring no cheese to the equation.
I was banging your ma the other night and tried to pop a ball in.
Balls deep wasn't good enough, went for scrotum deep.
See scrotum deep.
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The noise made by your wife when you try to pop a ball in.
I was lying giving your mum some love last night and tried to pop a ball in and she was like WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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