Field Trip

A journey across the lands in a large, typically yellow, vehicle that smells like someone took a shit, ate said shit, then regurgitated it. Usually sing-alongs are involved, that are then shut down by that one bitchy girl in the front who’s trying to read.

Boy 1: Yo we are going on a field trip
Boy 2: fuck yeah

Everybody on the bus: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND
Bitchy girl in front: Shut up, I’m trying to read here.

3👍 1👎

Law and Order

the general population’s education on legal cases and murder. Also a tv show that you will accidentally spend 6 hours watching instead of doing productive things.

Woman 1: I spend too much time watching law and order!
Woman 2: In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime, and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are there stories. DUN DUN

Bird

Bionic
Incognito

Reconnaissance

Drone

Boy 1: bro is that a bird
Boy 2: fuck bro hide it will record all of your data.

Eric

Eric is a dude who’s always referred to by his last name. Seriously. Very few people know his first name. Eric is also a dude who would date a Chad

Eric: hello
People: sup (insert Eric’s last name)
Eric: sighs

3👍 2👎

Leili

Leili is an awesome girl, who absolutely has resting bitch face. She’s been through a lot, and catches every boys eye. Usually a dancer or someone always injured. Love u Leili.

Boy: dude is that Leili?
Boy 2: holy shit she’s hot