A.R.T

Stands for Absolutely Rooted Time. Usually refering to a night that one regrets the next morning.

"How was your night mate? Oh it was a work of ART!"

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ARTs and CRAFTs night

A night in which is of such a large manitude and involves large quantities of alcohol and other substances, it is not remember by the participants, and has a very regretable aftermath.

See A.R.T and C.R.A.F.T

"We had an ARTs and CRAFTs night. I woke up in a park 2 miles from where I last remember, still drunk with an empty bottle of vodka in my hand, not knowing how I got there."

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Shovel Mouth

Where a person has a tendancy to 'dig a hole' every time they speak, and continue to do so on a particular subject.

"Everything he said made him sound more and more convincingly gay. He had a serious case of shovel mouth!"

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Whatcunt

1. exclamation. Usually yelled at a mate when you want them to repeat or rephrase what they just said, particularly if it was provocative
2. question. What one says when they finally get a female into the sack to find out that she isn't what she seems.

"1. So I how's that fat chick you got with last night mate? WHATCUNT!?"
"2. WHATCUNT??? ARGH! SHE'S A DUDE!"

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GAWN

1. 'strain for gone, usually shouted.
2. A description of someone who has way too many drinks.

"1. Going, goin, GAWN!"
"2. You were GAWN last night mate!"

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'Strain

1. Short for Australian.
2. The common slang language used by most working class Australians.

"1. I am, you are, we are 'Strain."
"2. I'm no good at English, but I can speak good 'Strain mate."

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C.R.A.F.T

Short for Can't Remember A Fuckin Thing. Usually used as an expression to describe your previous night of binging.

"So how was last night mate? Dunno, I had a CRAFT night!"

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