Rahul

One who withholds a unusually high amount of raw, carnal sex appeal. Especially through his belly. He has a thing for older women.

He thinks he is funny. Admires all shapes and kinds... of poop.

He is smart, overthinker, doubts himself a lot which makes him a better person sometimes.

He will be the corporate big banana one day and swim laps in cash and pussy.

Was that a joke? Stop pulling Rahul.

Shucks, Rahul is here.