Toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers

A hard dicking while having Culloden's third movement, Finale playing.

Ezekiel: I heard Micheal toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers last Friday.

Amos: How do you know?
Ezekiel: I could hear Culloden's III movement coming from upstairs, and it felt like a mini earthquake in my apartment.

Amos: Oh yeah... then she definitely got her stoops toomed.

hard boiled doorstops

A hard boiled egg which has been cooked incorrectly that the end result is more doorstopish than eggish.

Jeffalicous walked into the kitchen to find his mother Jemima making hard boiled doorstops instead of regular hard eggs.

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