Long Wang

In Chinese mythology Long Wang was a dragon king.
Nowadays, it means a big fat cock

Chinaman: Long Wang controls the elements

Modern man: I've got a long wang; look --flops onto table--

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Jam week

A term describing the period of time when a girl is on her period. It's origin is rather obvious.

A: I bet you can't wait to get back and do her hard
B: Alas no, it's Jam week, goddamnit

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spunksicle

A drop of semen that has frozen. It is not a nice sight behold

ewwwwwwwww, someone made a spunksicle

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bezzing

Bezzing is a form of dancing. It resembles the strange movements of Bez from the Happy Mondays.

I saw some bloke bezzing in the club last night, what a prick.

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