fuckerize

1.To wreck and break or destroy an object or matter perhaps even sometimes clumsily without intent.
2.To turn gold into shit or make worthless.

1.My pc is fuckerized now that I let the virus in.
2.She fuckerized my life when she left me and took my for everything I had, that fucking} bitch.

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wig

To rip drag and grab someone in a fight by the hair.To pull out their hair and actually remove some.To literally try and dehair them without descalping
To make the enemy scream and cripple them by pulling their hair in a fight.

1"What did you call me?come here and say it to my face cunt.I'm gonna fucking wig ya!
2.He hit hit me first so i fuckin wigged that prick.

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Urbanicipation

The anticipation one waits to see if one of your own extra special real goodies words get published on the Urban Dictionary Website.

i added some new words to the Urban Dictionary now i have a severe case of Urbanicipation to see if they publish my extra special funny but true words for that special moment of being in the limelight or minute of fame :)

remote control remote controller

A universal uninvented remote control device which would enable the user to overpower another users remote control on any given electronic device, when you don't like what actions the remote control holder is doing with their remote control.
I would invent it if i were Chinese and reading this.

1. I didn't want to watch that program he was watching on pay tv so i used my Remote Control Remote Controller.
2. I was sick of watching him do circles with his remote control helicopter so i overpowered him with my remote control remote controller and made some kickass swoops and dives.

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Babyhavingababy

A very young or underage child or teenager who is pregnant.They are still a child themselves expecting a child

You are over 21 ,strolling through the shops in the cheap end of town and see a baby bump on a teenage girl no more than 13 or 15 years old and you quietly think to yourself "well there's another babyhavingababy"

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Bangkok

A man walking through airport terminal sideways is said to be going to Bangkok.
Also well known phrase by Confuscious who was a wise old chinese man.

"Hey look ,That man is walking sideways through the airport terminal ...he must be going to bangkok."

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Tampon Stalker

The only sicko man standing in the womans section at the supermarket,pretending to be looking at something else, but you catch his trained eyes sideways perving on your approach to the tampon/pad shelving.Once eye contact has been made,he usually takes a few steps away from the vicinity ,discreetly trying to blend in with his shopping journey.These tampon stalkers can also be found in the ladies underwear section with their wives, but easily spotted ,by glancing at your handpicked choices when she is not looking.

I had to duck and weave in the sanitary isle today,another Tampon Stalker was there.Just when i had a moments choice to make my selection there was another pair of eyes at the other end of the isle guarding the shelves.

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