Bangkok

A man walking through airport terminal sideways is said to be going to Bangkok.
Also well known phrase by Confuscious who was a wise old chinese man.

"Hey look ,That man is walking sideways through the airport terminal ...he must be going to bangkok."

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Wads

alot of notes of cash money or loot ...a fat wallet or purse.

When he opened his wallet i thought gee he is rolling in it...he had wads of cash.

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Munyuck

To loose the plot entirely to the point of smashing,breaking,hollering,bellowing and letting all your anger out in one amazing shared explosion.To go all out in an entirely beserk fit of rage that you have bottled up for a lengthy amount of time that may have been triggered by even a tivial matter and you want to share it with everybody and anything.

That was the last straw I went fucking MUNYUCK.

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Calendar Dog

A breed of dog that sniffs other dogs dates.

man walking in park with pomeranian on leash:"Hey! your dog just sniffed my dogs date"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"

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Earstrain

The art of melting your ear wax so your ear canal hairs can detect muffled words when somebody accidently dials you from there mobile phone pocket.It causes an instant thumb lock over the microphone of your mobile phone.

mobile phone rings"hello,hello?"
you hear humming wind and a motor in someones car,10 seconds laps and you hear a distant voice then you instantly thumb lock and earstrain takes a hold of what you are doing.

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Chicken Drumsticks

A pair of womens legs with fat thighs and skinny ankles
cellulite and skankles all in one

I've seen celluliteand chunky dimples and thunderthighs but that is the biggest pair of chicken drumsticks i have ever seen

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Text Queen

Females who text long and meaningful text messages all the time without any slang,knows all the short cuts and doesn't make mistakes.Knows how to use the enter next line button and uses capital letters.Texts you back so quick there is never any textpectation
2 reliable prompt precise texter with great detail.

1.The text queen just sent me a message before i could write back.
2.This message looks long and interesting I know it's from the Text Queen.
3.Fullstops and complete sentences you are such a text queen.

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