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@long-far-king-last

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"

Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!

by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016


hitlery clittorn

A radical fascist feminist dictator wannabe that ran for POTUS in 2016, but lost to a radical misogynist Tronald Dump.

Did you vote for hitlery clittorn in 2016? Oh, I see, you have a brain cancer.

by Murdoc Kylburne February 19, 2017

20πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


Hosanna

A good girl's name. If you don't mind your girl's name pronounciation as "Hoe's Anna".

- Do you mess with Hosanna?
- Nah, bro. I kinda try 2 avoid any connections with hoes. I'm super anxious about sex-related diseases, especially HIV.

by Murdoc Kylburne November 20, 2020

1πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Blog job

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.

- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...

by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019


Beer fear

Mass hysteria connected with corona virus phobia. Ironically, the virus is called the same name as some shitty Mexican beer.

- Wanna go to bar and have a coupla beers with me?
- Nah, I got an acute case of beer fear.

by Murdoc Kylburne March 18, 2020

3πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


Apestein

A piece of hairy monkey in an expensive suit using its high rank position in Hollywood-about industry to fuck very young and attractive starlets to be legally prosecuted afterwards and eventually found dead in its prison cell after a second suicide attempt. Also as a verb, to act in such a manner.

- Hey, smartsy little intern! Wanna come & see my garage Saturday night?
- Do you want to Apestein it with me, boss?

- Nah. Don't dare come near me!

by Murdoc Kylburne March 22, 2020

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


ass-o'-ass

This is what actually stands for the abbreviation S.O.S., which is either "ass on ass" or "ass of ass". When your vessel is in distress in the middle of a deep green sea, both versions are true.

Radio transmission: Our ship has lost control, we are adrift, without rudders we are sure to crush! Ass-o'-ass! Ass-o'-ass!

by Murdoc Kylburne April 13, 2020

4πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž