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Cash a stripper picked up with her yeast-infected pussy.
I hope she spends that sourdough on anti-fungal cream.
When your girl is reluctant to eat your ass out, pour bbq sauce down your crack and let her go to town.
She wouldnât eat my ass unless I gave her the backyard bbq.
Particularly smelly genitalia caused by not showering for several days. A phenomena resulting from quarantine during the COVID-19 pandemic.
That girl is so hot. Iâd fuck her even if she has corona crotch.
A sundae with a secret turd inside. You top it with chocolate syrup to hide the surprise. It tastes even better with sprinkles. Bon apetit!
It doesnât have to be April Foolâs Day to give someone a Not-Fudge Sundae.
When you fill her with cum, then while she cleans up, you dump garbage on her head.
I know itâs real love cause she didnât leave me after I pulled an Oscar the Grouch.