jessey

When you light your dick on fire during sexual intercourse.

"A jessey was the cause of this mattress fire"

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hardcore scene

wrong again! all the hXc kids in ohio knows it's only those emo pussies with their track jackets an hair over one eye dude! im hXc and sXc and ive been to some pretty sick local shows, from newark to columbus to hebron, heath, zanesville, even one in dayton. they have bands like kill whitney dead, a waking nightmare, above this fire, waking kills the dream, dead to fall etc. shows and at only one show did anyone that had the balls to get in a pit have hair over one eye and he admitted to being emo!! youve got the first half right, most hXc's have gauged ears and tight(usu. girl pants, if not dickies or tan cargo shorts.)pants, but most wear a tight as fuck hardcore band t-shirt and a zip-up hoodie. most ive met wear skate shoes like DC, or vans or chucks some wear older shoes tho.

hXc (friend of mine)"look at that emo fag over there with his greasy black hair over his eye and his fuckin slit wrists. emo kids are so dumb theyre like 'oh i hate the world im gonna kill myself!' and shit as if theyll ever do it. someone should tell them it's down the road, not across the street."
me"i fuckin hate emo kids. push him in the pit with us, maybe hell stay at home and listen to dashboard confessionals instead of bein a wallflower and takin up dance space."
hXc"good idea"...

yeah, i know, we are assholes but emo is gay

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Robocop

One of the best movies of the 1980s.

And Robocop kicked the shit out of ED-209, Cain, and the Ninja Robot.

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murphy's law

That every thing Murphy says is true and should be followed. Except for the things that aren't funny, which are.... alot.

"Murphy I am I fat?" to which murphy replies. "No you are not, don't be stupid"

motley

The clothing worn by a clown or jester, especially during times such as Mardi-Gras or Carnival.

Fortunato arrived at the festival wearing motley, complete with a belled cap.

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pwnr

having sex voraciously

i pwnd melissa in the back of the truck 4 times.

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tappable

Woman with a cooter worth injecting. Face matters not, pussy has none.

"Yeah, Megan ain't the best looking. Fine ass though."

"Tappable."

"Indeed.

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