Seacrest or Ryan Seacrest

verb: to "seacrest" is to say something and/or act in a manner that is off-putting but intended to garner approval and acceptance, but also to do so in a manner that makes others think the subject is trying to hard to get attention.

adjective: description of a person who tries to hard for the attention and acceptance of others, to the point of alienating everyone; aka histrionic with a touch of retardation. Also a description of an act out of desperation used to get attention.

noun: a person who makes several, often strained and/or desperate attempts for the approval and acceptance of others, often to those people's annoyance. A "seacrest" is generally specific to effiminate and/or "metrosexual" men; a "rube" or "country bumpkin" would not be a seacrest but none of the above employ wit or intellectual conversation in their attempts to entertain.

synonyms: twat, plague, Carson Daly
antonyms: cool, Eddie Izzard, shizznit

verb use:
"Remember that guy at the party, the one wearing all the Von Dutch shit? I must have accidentally looked him in the eye because he followed me around all night, seacresting me about his celebrity as a DJ even though I've never heard of him."

use of adjective:
"Don't look, but there's Ryan. Oh my God, he's so seacrest - he's still telling jokes even though no one is laughing, even as they walk away. And that impression of Austin Powers? Eh, so seacrest."

use of noun:
"That seacrest kept going on and on about what chitlins are as if NOBODY in America knows what that is except like, four people from the south. What's his white ass got against soul food? Generalizing then trying to marginalize African-Americans is NOT entertaining."

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poonamalie

Located near camp otterdale, between smiths falls and perth Ontario, Canada. Sign for poonamalie is disguised with a green ministry sign with a yellow beaver off to the side. Poonamalie is a whoring and prostitution camp secluded from civilization, where no sick fetish is withheld. sick fucking bastards I tell ya.

Let's all get respected at poonamalie
(please see definition for "respect" by Murray)

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robocop

To completely obliterate, reduce to pulp.

"If you don't piss off, I'm going to robocop you."
He had been absolutely robocopped by the frieght train.

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faggit

cool way of sayin faggot
better than you

shut yo mouth you faggit

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appreciate

A pejoritive for the phrase "go down on him/her" ... In replace of "to give oral pleasure to"

My girlfriend doesn't appreciate me...
Doesn't everyone wish they got a little more appreciation now and then....
Maybe if you appreciated her more you'd get a little more respect...(see definition of "respect" by Murray)

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fully sick

A spoonerism for silly fuck.

Roger is fully sick.

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Tabfa

acronymn: "That's A Big Fat Ass"

Can also be used as a NOUN referring to one with a large gludious maximus.

1: Yummy, POPEYES!
2: Sho girl, don't eat that shit. Youse a tabfa.

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