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When you try to light your fart on fire and someone says it didnât catch fire but it did.
I swore I saw a blue flame when I lit my fart on fire. Stop asslighting me saying Iâm just seeing things. My butt hairs are singed and I know what I saw. Itâs not funny making me think Iâm crazy.
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When a girl has cheated on you several times then tells you itâs your fault because you didnât give her enough attention is a true hyperskank.
Dang bruhd, how many time did that girl Kay cheat on yo ass? If itâs more than 2 time then she definitely has achieved HYPERSKANK status.
Hispanic Bro greeting usually used in southern Cali and the Yay Area.
Quepasup homie? We need to kick it and get some phat ass Michaladas.
Combination of "Bro" + "Bud".
Bruhd lets go pump some iron or check out some babes at the beach.
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When your labradoodle goes missing on the Mexican border and comes back pregnant and puppies come out rabid and mangy they are cute little chupacabradoodles.
Those puppies are cute but Iâm afraid they will also naw all the meat off my ankles. Yeah they are Chupacabradoodle puppies.
When you take a crypto joke seriously and invest very early on in the historical climb of one of the best investments in the history of man kind.
Man Craig invested $5 in Dogecoin at .008 and now that fools a Dogillionare driving a Lambo.