up your ass and to the left

Where something is located that someone else is looking for.

"Has anyone seen my glasses?"
"They're up your ass and to the left."

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academic arousal

When one gets a boner or becomes horny when they get a good grade.

Bill proceeded to jack off in the bathroom after glancing at his 100 on his test. He was in the state of academic arousal.

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