Jim-jam jimmy hat

Instead of the conventional approach of reaching over to one's bedside table and finding your favourite pack of jimmy hats, it is much easier to 'gather' (or more conventionally 'cluster') one's jim-jam (pyjama) bottoms in order to create a make-shift, yet effective, J-hat.

Timmy: "Hey Jimmy, guess what happened?!"
Jimmy: "What happened Timmy??"
Timmy: "Well Jimmy, I ran out of condoms last night so I had to use my jim-jam jimmy hats."

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Shot Juice

Generic term for any alcoholic beverage imbibed using a shot glass as the drinking vessel; the beverage is typically hard liquor.

Nathaniel: Hey man, give a brother a splash of that real good shot juice!
Tom: SHOT JUICE! (passes shot juice)
Nathaniel: Dayam got to love that real good shot juice! I'd be a real buster the day I can't handle my shot juice!
Tom: SHOT JUICE!

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