grease wedge

To take old oil grease from one's car and wedge between their butt cheeks, leaving it there for a few weeks before washing, leaving a nice black stain.

Tommy grease wedges? That's why his ass smelled like gasoline.

russian vasectomy

Getting a revolver and blowing one's gonads off.

I didn't want to waste the money, so I just decided to have a Russian vasectomy.

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