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Stud-Muffin

An ancient word from the 1980s and early 90s used by straight women (or homosexual men) to describe a man who is 'hot as f*ck!' (well to them anyways).

Similar to the phrase 'Cutie-Pie' for females it is meant to be both a laudative and a tease. The first part 'Stud' means 'sexy' and the second, 'Muffin' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'hot and delicious'.

The phrase can also be used as an ironic 'term of endearment' for a someone who is NOT a stud-muffin by someone who loves them.

1)
Jacky stared into Joey's eyes longingly as she looked down at his sculpted features... her words to him at that moment stammering out, "Hey Stud-Muffin, like, would you wanna' have a good time with me later... maybe?"

2)
Billy looked at his misshapen frame, years of abuse especially in the belly region as he said, "Lord I'm hideous..."

Katelyn hearing this, simply wrapped her arms about him, consoling him, "What are you talking about Stud-Muffin..? You're as sexy as the day I met you!" Before kissing him tenderly upon his cheek.

by Muttemor May 12, 2021


Incel

A derogatory catch-all word used by radical feminists, insecure women (and trans-women) as well as beta males; to describe masculine men in a misandrist manner.

Clint: "How do you not like bacon, bullets or boobs?"

Sam: "Because I'm not a f*cking incel!"

by Muttemor August 23, 2022

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burhemoth

Burhemoth (Burr-hee-mawth)
Conjuction for: Behemoth Burrito; also spelt burrhemoth for emphasis.

A burhemoth is the result when you order a regular menu item but ad to or double the items already inside of it and the taco shop guy is forced to use a second (or more) tortilla/s to accomplish the task of rolling it. Generally the resulting outcome is a 5 to 10lb burrito the size of a newborn baby or a 'behemoth' burrito.

Making one is easy l, but eating it is another story... but needless to say if you like the taco shop you bought it at... it will be epically delicious.

Me: I want a California Burrito with extra beans-
Barrista: It doesn't come with beans, do you want to ad beans?
Me: yes, ad beans and I want extra sour cream and guac as well and make sure they ad extra beans to that... and American Guac not Mexican.
Barista: Ok...

15 minutes later

Barista: <laughs>

Me: what?
Barista: oh nothing, that's just a huge burrito.
Me: I know right, it's a burhemoth.

by Muttemor October 29, 2017


Tweeb

A compound word stemming from multiple definitions.

1) Twerp/Dweeb; a nerdy kid who is short, annoying as hell and lacks physical prowess.

2) Total/Dweeb; a super nerdy kid, not as bad as the *twerp* variant, so they are likable.

3) Twin/Dweeb (plural: Tweebs); the twin who is the nerdy/dorky one.

4) Twitter/Weeb; a annoying person who sees Twitter as a real fuckin' place, has embraced its culture and now lives in it.

5) Toxic/Weeb; a weeb that is so hyper-obsessively annoying, they make you want to run away from them; they like the sound of their own voice.

1) Little Billy kept bothering Sally to the extent that she pushed him and called him a 'Tweeb'.

2) Steve told Laura all about gravity and how it worked in conjuction with their bodies, Laura replied, "You're such a tweeb."

3) Jack and Dick were inseparable as some twins seldom are; Dick being the jock, enjoying sports and fast cars, Jack, well... let's just say he was the *tweeb*.

4) Milly spent too much time on Twitter, she started saying things like, "Take the L." and "LOL." aloud, it was obvious she was becoming a *Tweeb*.

5) Mike started growling at Tim for not liking his favorite anime; 'how dare he!' Mike thought, to which Tim replied, "man, stop being such a tweeb..."

by Muttemor December 8, 2021


Cougar

A female between 30 to 50 who prowls around for younger single men, who are roughly two-thirds their own age, similar to Pumas only younger, Pumas being usually between 50 and 80 and seeking men less than half their age. Cougars with children can also be referred to as MILFs if they are hot as f*ck!

Tommy: hey man, look at Billy over there!

Carter: is that Ms. Sullivan our old math teacher?

Tommy: yeah man, God damn cougar f*ckin' gots him now!

by Muttemor May 14, 2021

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Blarb

To blab awkwardly due to shocked confusion; compound of 'blab' and 'arg'.

Tom called Bill ugly to which Bill blarbed "WHAT!?"

by Muttemor August 24, 2020

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Coding

The act of creating that is or labeling something or someone as coded.

I'm not good at writing, so I use coding to make all my characters... it's easier.

by Muttemor August 23, 2021

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