Strafe

A little man endowed with tiny sexual equipment. He spends his days and nights in his mother's basement looking for unshielded keeps so he can repetitively scout them, phone in one hand, small equipment in the other only taking breaks to fondle said equipment when a mating scene comes on on animal planet.

Even though his sister is of the opinion that their dad is a better shag, it does not deter him from creeping into her room (like the rapey little shit he is) at night after his mom has finished breastfeeding him.

Currently His friends are all imaginary since the police have sent out a warning to all the known sex offenders to be aware of him as he tends to catch feelings and stalk them the way he scouts keeps.
“Being a Strafe is not something you become. It’s something you’re born with. It seems to be a genetic disorder, as his mom Jaqcues suffers from the same ilness. In this moment, there’s no cure for being a Strafe.”

You so irritating. You a real strafe asshat

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