Meatfaced

When you try to take a charge in basketball, but the other guy dunks on you and his sweaty crotch area hits you square in the face. Often results in falling over from force or the act of trying to avoid another man's nether regions contacting your face.

"Did you see that dunk? Ridiculous air!" - Joe

"Yeah man. That dude got meatfaced bad. Insult to injury. That must hurt... And stink. Literally. " - Mike

Republican

Stuffy, conservative interior design aesthetic

"We were looking at this wedding venue that's nice, but it looks so Republican. They had portraits on the wall of dead presidents. Ugh, I bet my Dad would love it."

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