Fag

Fag, Faggot:

a) The only reason strait people don't roam the street in burlap potato sacks with cooking wear on their heads.

b) What closet homosexuals refer to others as to hide their own sexual insecurities

c) what some heterosexual men refer to gay people as, in a fearfull response to the idea that they themselves may

indeed enjoy the taste of penis.

d) The english term for a cigarette.

e) A bundle of sticks used to burn witches at the stake (signafying the desire to murder others for no rational reason.)

Guy 1: "Dude, that guy in the corner of the bar looks like such a faggot
Guy 1 (in his own head) 'I wonder how his penis tastes?'
Guy 2 "uh, yeah, I guess?"

Guy 2 "I thought we came here to watch the game?"
Guy 1 *Is drooling a little, with penis still on the brain*

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