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chip gobblers

english word for yorkies who invade your scenic coastal town with their fat greasy wives, screaming litter of offspring, string vests and mangy dogs on strings, spend most of their time whinging about how it's much cooler on the coast, buying chips for their nasty sprogs and throwing the half eaten chips smeared in sticky ketchup all over the streets, and letting their filthy squealing kids pee in the gutter, then complain about the price of ice cream before proceeding to wade out onto the mudflats as the tide goes out requiring the rescue jeep, which the residents of the coastal town have to pay for in their council tax, to go and get them back before they drown themselves.

In the summer, swarms of skanky chip gobblers decend on the town like a flock of gannets.

by My May 13, 2003

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


yorkie

Unpleasent person from the north of england characterised by string vests, whippets on strings. Is likely to breed pigeons, or breed with them in fact. Usually has a fat wife and 3 hundred squeeling kids, and complains about the weather all the time

by My May 13, 2003

11πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Maddy

An asshole of a sister who likes to take all you things

Geez Maddy why do you always take all my things

by My July 23, 2015

2πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Danielle

A girl that is the biggest bitch ever and only cares about her self

Danielle is a bitch

by My October 30, 2020

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


guffhaling

to inhale someone elses guff

by My June 11, 2003

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


chomp

to engage in rough oral sex

The bitch chomped me nuts till I passed out

by My May 9, 2003

44πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


rigor mortis

the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.

by My May 12, 2003

9πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž