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The unidentifiable, breaded remains at the bottom of a fast food restaurantâs deep fryer that inevitably ends up in your bag, but is unnoticed until you arrive home with it...
She laughed until her stomach hurt when her buzzed boyfriend tried to decide if the crime de la crumb was fried mozzarella or mushrooms
Person who requires hot coffee and Oxycodone every morning
Her blistering hot coffee speeds up the reaction time of her pain medication. What a cuppacoxymoron!