misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."