coward

Having the attribute(s) of a bovine or going the same direction as a herd.

"Hay, you are sure a coward."
"Cow-ard ho"

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My Cows Can Fly

Flying cows are extremely rare, of course. This is an expression of supreme self-confidence. One who is able to "steer" the conversation without being a "bully". This may seem "udderly" ridiculous but it's still "hay-larious".

"Sure, my cows can fly. They need two seats and don't fly as much as they use to but sure, they can fly."

"Oh yea? My cows can fly."

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dasmn

"Dasmn" is variation on "damn". It started as a typo by MyCowsCanFly in a chatroom. It is also a work around for silly bots that don't like the word "damn" or have no sense of humor. "Dasmn" is not to be confused with "dang" or "darn."

Dasmn, that's a good word!

Dasmn, you dropped that bowling ball on my foot!

"Dasmn the torpedos, full speed ahead."

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