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Peanut gallery disorder

A version of multiple personality disorder where instead of constantly changing between multiple personalities you're stuck listening to personalities that are solely in your head critiquing what you do.

Man: "I'd love if they'd stop commenting on everything."
Man 2: "Who?"
Man: "The assholes in my head."
Man 2: "what do you mean?"
Man: "I have peanut gallery disorder."

by MyDefinitionsAreTheBest June 9, 2018

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Confident

Me, I'm confident. You should be confident too 'cuz y'all are amazing.

Be confident hun ya got this

by MyDefinitionsAreTheBest June 9, 2018

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Sexy

Me, I'm the definition of sexy. You are too, everyone's someone's definition of sexy so you do you boo.

Y'all know ya sexy, I'm sexy too.

by MyDefinitionsAreTheBest June 9, 2018

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